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Posts: 10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	(Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:16 AM) Week 4

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:16 AM) Swiss kid that should have been playing Cricket - "Hallo boys... thank you for giving me the opportunity to look stupid in front of my esteemed colleagues. I love USA... I'm from Holland, isn't that weird?...., what's up with that tall guy with the bulging muscles, meine girlfriends said that his name was Douchebag? can that be so?"

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:16 AM) Covi's attention span in the outfield (internal voice) - "Okay Jason, no outs and runners on 1B and 2B. Let's get this done. Come on Nick, throw a strike for once in your life, would ya? Man did you see that chick's dress in accounting today? I don't think she was wearing any panties. God I could go for an angus burger right now, I can smell them grilling burgers at the little league field. They smell pretty good but not as good as those sweet, juicy McD's burgers on a seseme seed bun with a side of rings and a coke to wash it down. Chipote tomorrow, don't forget...that blonde with the nice rack works the 11-7 shift so I gotta get there around 1pm when the lunch crowd dies down then I can throw some serious game at her. Friday, chest day...lets go for 275 on incline. Crap, how many outs were there? OH CRAP...ball hit to my right! Gregg's standing there not moving a muscle as usual so I gotta run. Phew nice catch...probably the best catch I've ever made. Okay now where were we? The guy who wears the spaghetti straps at the gym can spot us.....oh crap that's only the first out and guys are running around the bases like madmen! Throw it in!"

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:16 AM) The Field Hockey Ball: "Hey New Guy, I've seen better arms on a chair!"

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:17 AM) Greco- "I dont like to go out with Covi. I have a secret cruch on him, and after a few drinks I might grab his junk and try to mug out with him"

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:17 AM) Kid with our book - "YO I got yo round hockey puck now too bitches."

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Posts:10 From: USA Registered: 05/05/2008	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:17 AM) barn on other side of park - "ha! not even close."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 09:39 AM) Covi and Toms lunch dates - "Its all about hamburgers, seltzer water and porn

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 10:28 AM) Black Umpire: "I gotta take a shit, let me go in the woods. Oh shit, I live in the woods. I hope those white guys can't see me in here. And then when I'm done, I'm gonna go take a nap on my dirty Tempurepedic mattress I stole from Bob's. Just can't have sex on it."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 11:44 AM)

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 11:48 AM) PORK BELLIES! PORK BELLIES. LETS SHORT HIS PIG INTO FRIDAY!

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 12:48 PM) Toms Wife - "what are you doing home so early? Usually you stumble in at 2 am, knock over the lamp, piss the bed, and leave potato chips crumbs all over the place."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 13:30 PM) Newtown Flag Pole - "Nic, please don't hit me."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/16/2008 14:27 PM) Darien/Greenwich home prices - "you can't touch us"

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/19/2008 06:38 AM) Friday's post about the Umpire - "I'm going to be tough to beat..." that post has set the bar very very high... I was laughing out loud at my desk... why would he have a dirty tempurpedic back there? Barone says... no sex on the memory foam..." good stuff... What's with the leather breakdancing pants?

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/19/2008 08:18 AM) Flik says: "You guys stink"

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/19/2008 10:14 AM) Redneck with ponytail on Flik - "Ya'll are gonna get a beat down on Thursda'. That there pitcher of your's better finds the plate or we's gonna have ourselves and old fashion whoopassin' because we ain't swingin' no matter what. Okay back to my home sweet motorhome. BTW if ya'll have any ripped cutoff jeans, I'd be much obliged to take them off yer hands."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/19/2008 12:01 PM) Nick - I quit

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/19/2008 14:35 PM) Here's a preview of what we'll see in the stands during our next game:

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/20/2008 13:44 PM) Two Amazonian Legg Mason interns - "We really want to come see a softball game. Maybe when you play somone crappy and are pretty much guaranteed to win, you can give us directions to the field and we'll come, get drunk and strip."

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/20/2008 13:45 PM) Let's go Flik!!!

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/21/2008 09:49 AM) LM Citi - "were gonna take your dental plan to school tomorrow Flik"

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/21/2008 11:23 AM) We need fans, beers and a dog/mascot.

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/22/2008 10:36 AM) Who is on beers. dont let us down. biggest game of the year. I slept in my uniform. oh god, im freaking out.

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	RE:Week 4 (Date Posted:05/22/2008 12:16 PM) FLIK - "You are going to gag on our ponytails and food!"